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[drunken goldfish]

So what were you watching? I was watching Moz on Jonathan Ross, I hadn't seen it before. It's a funny interview, and Jonathan was totally not intimidated by Morrissey, despite the latter being, well, you know, as he always is . I love this exchange:

Jonathan: Can I call you Steven?
Morrissey: No, nobody calls me Steven.
Jonathan: What does your driver's license say then?
Morrissey: Mozza.

 

[Lor]

Oooo. Don't think I've seen that one! *Goes off to watch it* I was watching that one where he's locked in the room with the questions on the papers.

'Fashion is the refuge of people who are... slightly inadequate'

Or something like that. Just brilliant really.

 

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

I was thinking I had to go pee, but now I am thinking of typing this message, and now I am thinking of if I should type this message, and now I am thinking of the message again. I'm thinking of going pee again.

Oh...this could be the never ending message...

 

[Lor]

So what were you watching? I was watching Moz on Jonathan Ross, I hadn't seen it before. It's a funny interview, and Jonathan was totally not intimidated by Morrissey, despite the latter being, well, you know, as he always is . I love this exchange:

Jonathan: Can I call you Steven?
Morrissey: No, nobody calls me Steven.
Jonathan: What does your driver's license say then?
Morrissey: Mozza.

Hah. That was so funny. There is no Mozza charm. Heh. I'm still laughing.

 

[drunken goldfish]

^^Yeah, it's pretty quote worthy . BTW, I know it's not nice to make fun of speech impediments but I couldn't help but laugh at Jonathan's pronounciation of "quarry" .

I was thinking I had to go pee, but now I am thinking of typing this message, and now I am thinking of if I should type this message, and now I am thinking of the message again. I'm thinking of going pee again.

Oh...this could be the never ending message...

Smartass .

 

[Lor]

^^ Don't worry, I laughed too. You Are The Quawwy. Even Tolstoy did it (made fun of people who can't quite wrap they're tongues around 'r'). But the funniest part was wehn he went 'Oi, Mozza' or something like that...

But the message did end, so I'm assuming you went to pee?

 

[HIM]

why?

i mean... just, f***ing, why?!

 

[Busy Clippers]

If you hire drag queens as employees, just remember: Halloween is their big holiday and they take the whole week off.

 

[chica]

It's enlightening to see Busy Clippers' post right below HIM's, or should I say Busy Slippers'

 

[Busy Clippers]

Perhaps I should change my title to SHIM (the same but not quite). But he's obviously had a worse day than even I have, so I'll leave HIM alone...

 

[chica]

Why don't you tell us about your day?
Or tell just me... everyone's gone to bed
It's time for some maudlin music...

 

[Busy Clippers]

Why don't you tell us about your day?
Or tell just me... everyone's gone to bed
It's time for some maudlin music...

What are you listening to? I've got Led Zeppelin I - IV cranked to keep me awake. It's only Monday and my work week has already been 17 hours long, and it looks like it will be 20 before the end of today! I have to write many massive reports by tomorrow, no one turned in their stuff on time, and now they're rushing me and I hired too many drag queens (yes, you can actually hire too many drag queens). Maybe I'll buy three lottery tickets this week. At any rate, I'm too tired to study. I tried and fell asleep in the book...it was expensive and I want to re-sell it, so we can't have it covered in drool stains. oops, there I go again with the bodily fluids...

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

I love sweet things

 

[chica]

I haven't listened to any music today! Strange... But I finally bought earphones for my MP3 player, maybe bus rides will be more enjoyable from now on.
Busy Clippers, I didn't know you were a boss! You have the power to hire and fire... are you cruel? Do you show your employees who is the boss? Do they call you names? Do they plan to overthrow you? Do you have snitches among them? What's the hottest gossip from work that you've heard recently? Do you think I should go to bed?

I love sweet things

Does this have anything to do with bodily fluids?

 

[Busy Clippers]

Knowing Pervo, I think it must...

I just got great new headphones, too. Yayy!!

As for work, I'm a pushover boss who feeds them candy and listens to their stories and makes them laugh when they're sad (Devastatin' Dave came in handy there). In return they bring me apples and Diet Coke and fend off hostile interlopers and never raise an eyebrow when I turn off my phone and listen to Arab Strap. This is just a bad week!

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

mmm but bodily fluids never are sweet is so unfair!

 

[Codreanu]

What are you listening to? I've got Led Zeppelin I - IV cranked to keep me awake. It's only Monday and my work week has already been 17 hours long, and it looks like it will be 20 before the end of today! I have to write many massive reports by tomorrow, no one turned in their stuff on time, and now they're rushing me and I hired too many drag queens (yes, you can actually hire too many drag queens). Maybe I'll buy three lottery tickets this week. At any rate, I'm too tired to study. I tried and fell asleep in the book...it was expensive and I want to re-sell it, so we can't have it covered in drool stains. oops, there I go again with the bodily fluids...

 

[Busy Clippers]

Ok, make that nine lottery tickets. I'm in a hurry!

 

[Codreanu]

Ok, make that nine lottery tickets. I'm in a hurry!

Did I mention that I would also be feeding you strawberries?

Ten tickets?

 

[Busy Clippers]

You'd have to. After that I won't be able to move a muscle for at least two hours.

Then it'll be your turn.

(Damn. And I was doing so well staying respectful and steering clear of the gutter today. I blame you.)