haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why did you have to ignore me at the star and garter?
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- Thread starter Ben Budd
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why did you have to ignore me at the star and garter?
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Something to do with you being 'not massively attractive', I think.
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Neither should I... I mean I was just SO wasted, you know. I could barely walk. People were coming up to me, asking me how much I had taken... hell I even got arrested in the end. What a GOOD night.
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Ouch. I'm going to break into your room and steal your file. You know, the one you keep all those lyrics in? And then I'm going to post them on here, making sure everyone knows how deep and meaningful you really are. So deep that you would NEVER get high before going to the Star and Garter, for fear of missing out on one second of being adored by female Morrissey fans. This of course only happens in your head. If you ever DO end up scoring with a hot female Moz fan (say, ME), then darling you KNOW it couldn't last.
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Hey, at least you got laid, right?
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Hehehehe!
Jukebox Jury
Retired
I thought you left at half twelve because your mummy was outside picking you up?
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Ellen
One hell of a retard.
I thought you left at half twelve because your mummy was outside picking you up?
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Nah he was trying to get into this girl but she left early cos she was bored so he followed suit.
I'm going to STOP being horrible to you in a minute, Benny Budd. Let me just have these few moments....
Jukebox Jury
Retired
Don't worry about it.... the Hobbit ends up back in USA, goes to a bar and the college room mate who screwed him over at the beginning of the film walks in..... the Hobbit leathers him in the bogs and walks out into a Yankee street arms aloft singing ''I'm forever blowing bubbles''
Jukebox Jury
Don't worry about it.... the Hobbit ends up back in USA, goes to a bar and the college room mate who screwed him over at the beginning of the film walks in..... the Hobbit leathers him in the bogs and walks out into a Yankee street arms aloft singing ''I'm forever blowing bubbles''
Jukebox Jury
Well I saw that bit, yes. However, as the fight on the riverbank reached it's climax my f***ing phone was ringing and a poster on Morrissey-solo, who shall remain nameless, was on the other end of the line being a drunken first year.
I know the film isn't great, but you know when you get watching something, no matter how shit, and you miss the ending and it really f***ing annoys you?
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Ellen
One hell of a retard.
Ahhh I don't think it was quite that, see she can go without a shag for one night. You see that Ben Budd is a bit of a one, God how sex implores him!
You were trying to get into more than one girl Ben, and I don't blame you. I mean who would pass up the chance to f*** to Your Arsenal? Or even Years of Refusal, heaven forbid!!!!
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