What would a Morrissey breakfast cereal be called?

[BookishBoy]

Now that Robert from the Go-Betweens has his own breakfast cereal (a pun on the classic song "Spring Rain"), what might a Morrissey cereal be called?

Breakfasty solo or Smiths song title puns only, please...

 

[Anon of Manchester]

Alpen Matters.

 

[Anon of Manchester]

Glamorous Granola

 

[Rufusindigo]

Mozli?

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

How about...
Ready Brek Up the Family

 

[NealCassidy]

You Are The Quinoa

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

You're the One for Me, Fatty (bacon)

 

[BrokenFrame]

Now My Mouth Is Full

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

Pop T(Art) Hounds

 

[yesnowinlose]

Corny The Pony

In this cereal in the form of a pony

 

[brody]

Fat Aunt Maple-Syrup

 

[NealCassidy]

Irish liquer, English breakfast

 

[yesnowinlose]

My Corn Life

 

[BookishBoy]

This Charming Bran

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Ouija board-os

I don't do puns

 

[Serge Gainsbourg]

First of the Corn to Rye

 

[Anonymous]

This Charming Bran

thats a good one

 

[CrazyFaceGenes]

This Charming Bran

lol
He could launch a range of Bran products

Sweet and tender raisin Bran

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Rusholme roughage

 

[Packof20No10s]

How about...
Ready Brek Up the Family

These are all absolutely fabulous.