Re: Oh yeah!
> Grand Wizard, actually.
Oops, did I say grand dragon? Must've gotten that mixed-up from a kung-fu flick. Damn, should've kept up with those klan terms. Suze, can't you see I'm a big expert? Yet, you know, they might have different kkk terms in Ireland. I mean, sticking up the peace sign over there with your fingers is a bad thing.¿ Did Hard Copy go into how he had to cut his hair so short¿ because his quiff was giving him away under that hood? And how¿ he quit and started his own faction because the robes didn't¿ have enough lame in them?
See, different standards in Ireland.¿ No...not DJ jazzy jeff!?!?! I mean I sort of suspected it since¿ Jazzy Jeff sort of looked black and all, but I was hoping to God¿ the song was about DJ's at rollerskating rinks.
Unfortunately, no.¿ Oh, and it also didn't cross my mind that he would be twice as¿ popular in the group for being bisexual.
That's the thing. These klansmen, not too bright. Bisexual to them is having sexual experiences with two women (white women at that) at one time. So, they figured old Morrissey is one big stud.¿ "The order of the bisexual Irish Catholic klansmen will now¿ come to order...."
That would be interesting. Hmmmm....