"Win yourself a cheap tray"....something I actually did the day the record came out as I was playing bingo on Southend seafront.I won my nan a lovely tray with a poem to "grandma" on it.It was a treasured tray
even if it was cheap.
"Your leg came to rest against mine,then you lounged with knees up and apart"....can`t help thinking the legs
were female as not a lot of point in a bloke having his legs apart really is there?
"Through hail and snow I`d go,just to moon yer"....I wonder if little Morrissey used to moon?
"It was a good lay"
Oh I could go on and on...His lyrics are never morose ..just always witty and real.God bless him.